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My friend STEVE,, has the opinion that a chav with a baby is a terrible thing... its a drain on our economy and its an easy way out for less desirable people. But i've found the silverlining... like a bear with cookies. its deadly but hey its got cookies. i came to this conclusion when i was walking about town during my dinner break.. after years of internet and crimewatch shows... i'm convinced anyone whose dressed top to toe in training gear but looks like hes never had a nourishing meal or done any running apart from the law, is going to take everything i own and introduce me to mr cutty. i noticed quite a few of them were pushing prams with... wait for it....... babies in them. not cookies. and i thought hey.. at least hes less likely to mugg me if hes got a baby to attend to, that would make a difficult get away. Actually with that much ambition and dedication to crime i wouldnt be appalled, i would just applaude. but anyway youre far less likely to robbed with a thug with a baby. surely a baby is far too much DNA to leave at a crime scene. That would hardly be a challenge for the CSI team, normally a pubic hair is enough.
Ok I dont have ciggarette thing but a music thing when climaxing... dont know if this is natural. my song of choice is Aphex Twin - Come to daddy or Windowlicker. I told my friend this last night and he was deeply frightened of me. Anyone else do this and whats your song choice? I know this a bit like Beethoven on Clockwork Orange, dont think i was influenced by that cause i didnt think very much of the film.
Thanks........ 'sideways smiley face'
Oh if you're under the age of 18 you should stop reading this post right about now!!!!!
Ok I met this girl about 3 months ago.. she had a boyfriend at the time but now shes gone from some girl to my girlfriend... I'll get to the point, I'm out of ideas in the 'bedroom'... everytime we met up. We did something new, something dramatic, something offensive...
Heres a few of my recent actions I've instigated... actually I'm not going to say. Its wrong even for me. So I call out to all those people who have too much time and who've got just a filthy brain. And I'm not speaking of the ridicolous. Like oh get some other girl in on the action.
SO HELP ME!
This post was edited by religion on Nov 24, 2008.