May 11, 2008
Hahahahahaha
Some consultant guy writes about PHP 6:
The language and syntax differences in PHP V6 may or may not affect you as much as the next features, which are those that directly allow you to introduce Web 2.0 features into your PHP application.
Apparently Web 2.0 means libraries for SOAP and XML. I love it when I hear someone say the words "Web 2.0" with a straight face, because then I know I'm in for comedy gold.
But wait, there's more! Here are some features being removed from PHP:
magic_quotes
register_globals
safe_mode
Awesome. I couldn't name a favorite. The $SECURITY = true superglobal will still be in PHP6 though.
PHP is like a crippled old man beating himself up.
