Reading Ideas

I was wondering what everyones signature is because the ones Iv'e seen so far are very interesting. Please reply.

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I usually take a part of some lyrics I like for my signatures, sometimes it can also be a phrase that impresses me.

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

I usually take something I find funny, or I think the whole world should know. :-)

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

I take lyrics from my band's songs. The one I have now is part of the chorus of "I Wish Spring Would Last Forever."

Thbbbbt

I also prefer funny signatures over everything else. Alternatively your signature is a great place for showing off how much of a smart ass you are.

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion

I either take personal mottos that come up thanks to - also personal - 'heureka's, also it could be a phrase/tagline that i can very relate with, or it'll be just my name, my homepage, and that's it.

My taglines on nao till now (as long as i can remember):

1. --%%--{ oxygenius | Gothic Connection | http://www.goth2.de }--%%--
2. decay world, please DECAY!
3. -- Decay, world, please: DECAY!
4. -- life is a fuckin minotaur - and you gotta ride it like hell to get along. <current one>

Taglines used in the past, mostly in crosspoint (aka xp ;p) - please dont forget to add the needed '--' signature sign (yeah, traditions first!):

sign over cross: INRI - I'm Nailed Right In
A phaser is the ultimate communication device - Mr. Worf
"cross your legs, we have only three nails!"
"my father's not a marketpla- oh, hey, how much are these fine sandals?"
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sex.
A hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1995
"Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows."
"Windows: From the people who brought you Edlin."
Do computers on cruise ships run Microsoft Portholes?
Microsoft gives you Windows. Linux gives you the whole house
Microsoft Windows:  It just keeps getting beta and beta...
Microsoft's beta testers:  the buying public!
Microsoft: How much money is left in your wallet today?
MicroSoft: using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
This Tagline requires Microsoft Windows.
"It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!" - Ned Flanders
"MARGE!  BEER ME!" - Homer
"My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man." - Bart's Board
"My name is not Dr. Death." - Bart's Board
"No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
"The 'Pledge of Allegiance' doesn't end with 'Hail Satan.'"-Bart Simpson
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun.
"Ooops," said God, "I meant a BUD light..."
Get thee behind me Satan!  You push and I'll steer.
Never trust a God Fearing People.
My Father's house is NOT a marketpl...hey, how much for those sandals? (note: the original one)
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Sorry, the dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
Ancient Chinese Curse:  May you live in interesting times.
Could you please be a bit less specific?
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic.
Keep America Beautiful....  emigrate.
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
My memory's like a... a... metal thing with holes in it.
Please insert windows diskette #245.. Wrong disk! RUNTIME ERROR 1234   
SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue...
I am Al Bundy of Borg - Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg ?
5 Meg Hard Disk - Only $600.00. --BYTE, 07/82.
If you drink, don't park...accidents can cause people.
Sysop's law #1 - New users always find the glitch.
Have a nice day - unless God has made other plans.
With CTRL+ALT+DEL you will get access to tons of pc games!
But soft, what bird through yonder window breaks?
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
Ifyoucanreadthisyouspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
That's not Elvis! It's Odo!
Their numbers are 664 and 668, the neighbors of the beast...
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...
I am Pentium of Borg.  Division is futile.  You will be approximated.
3 kinds of people:  Those who can count and those who can't.
I'm sorry, what does "Off-topic" mean?
Ok, now for a quick back#@$%^&*()_
There's a right way, a wrong way and my way. do it MY way!
The three worst words you can hear in bed: "Honey, I'm home!"
"Yes, I know, I have a piece of your heart... in a jar under my bed."
Guns don't kill people.  Husbands who come home early kill people.
"Mr. Worf: Waffen hoch und Schilde abfeuern!"
Call it a program.  They'll never realize that it's a magic spell.
Basic programmers never die.  They just GOSUB without RETURN!
(... and so on...)

Update:
I knew i put some time ago a collection of my most famous taglines up somewhere. So see now what i found out to be one of my earlier nao taglines:

0. Microsoft gives you Windows. Linux gives you the whole house

Does this mean something, doctor? :D

update #2:
But it was soon replaced (?) With this one

-1. Moses gave the Egyptians 10 plagues...Microsoft gave us Windows 95.

cu, w0lf.

Metal has no laws. Metal is the law.

This post was edited by oxygenius on May 05, 2003.

The only signature that I have used on this forum is the one I have now: an anti-God quote. I have also used quotes and websites supporting atheism or opposing Bush --no matter what I do, I guess I gotta bash religion and Bush :-), as well as some song lyrics that I like

"It was not God who created man, but man who created God." --Santa Caserio

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

My signatures can be anything from song lyrics to this bit I have from a comic book now. Though it's always something connected to how I think or feel.

You fail it.