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Bash.org, the Quotable Database (QDB) is back up.
For those who don't know, Bash is a collection of conversations (mostly from IRC) that are generally riddled with stupid or embarassing comments from people. Example:
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
Funny? You bet. Want more? No? Too bad!
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
I'll believe in anything if you'll just believe in anything
This post was edited by Magnifico on Jun 12, 2003.
Maybe you noticed that a lot of the taglines showing up after you log out on this site are coming right out of bash.org :) The first quote you cite for example is in there.
Whenever you find a funny quote, please take the extra second and send it to me! I'm always looking for new stuff to add to the tagline database.
'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion