Reading What Rules

Jun 18, 2003 09:41 # 13221

Magicdead *** smiles...

Villain Supply

65% | 4

Just found the Page www.villiansupply.com and it rules

finally, villians like me can order all the need for world-domination/-destruction simply over the internet

I'm in love with the explosive collar, to make henchmans obey you, could be usefull for parents *muahaha*

now bow before me, world >;-D

cya Magic

P.s. Ok this site is a joke, so if you want a real rocket base as secret lair, go to http://www.missilebases.com/ ;-D

"The wise have always said the same things, and fools have always done the opposite"-Schopenhauer

Jun 18, 2003 19:15 # 13243

Jaz *** replies...

Re: Villain Supply

The correct URL is http://www.villainsupply.com.

I'm currently saving for the Lunar Mass Driver which will allow me to bombard every place on Earth with 10000 ton chunks of solid moon rock. Hahahaha! }:->

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion

Jun 18, 2003 19:28 # 13245

Magicdead *** replies...

Re: Villain Supply

Why don't we work together? make's work easier

by the way i still need a minister for Money, a minister for the slaves i'll make, a minister that keeps the maddening crowds away ;-D and a science-team to build my own evil weapons

it makes much more fun when you build them your own than just buying them

you'll get good salary, you'll work very freely, you have good healthcare and a good rent (if you survive till the age you get it. it's set to 50 years, because I'm such a gentle, evil villain (hmm evil villain, that's a double...what ever it's called)

cya Magic

P.s. I like the Idea with the super-nylon rope to let earth and Mars crash together, that would be a good firework

"The wise have always said the same things, and fools have always done the opposite"-Schopenhauer

Jun 18, 2003 19:37 # 13247

Jaz *** replies...

Re: Villain Supply

Why don't we work together? make's work easier

Sure, I'm always looking for more minions to serve me.

I like the Idea with the super-nylon rope to let earth and Mars crash together, that would be a good firework

Too little suffering. Also the plan doesn't feature the abduction of a beautiful woman which you should know is the quintessence of every evil plan.

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion

Jun 19, 2003 06:02 # 13279

Magicdead *** replies...

Re: Villain Supply

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What about building a human-chain from earth to mars made out of beautiful women (which are, of course, abducted)?
you could also attach the chain to the sun, so that it gets twisted around the sun, pulling the earth nearer to the sun. that way it gets hotter and hotter and as i know from your "Help me survive" topic, that would mean greater suffering

cya Magic

P.s. We should do something like V8, where the 8 most evil Villians gather do discuss on.....well you know what we'll talk about ;)

"The wise have always said the same things, and fools have always done the opposite"-Schopenhauer

Jun 19, 2003 10:44 # 13284

Jaz *** replies...

Re: Villain Supply

What about building a human-chain from earth to mars made out of beautiful women (which are, of course, abducted)?

Brillant idea. Slight problem however: With each member (ha ha ha!) of the chain spanning about 1,50 meters from end to end, we would have to abduct more than 36.000.000.000 beautiful women to span the whole distance when Mars is closest to Earth.

In the worst case (Mars very far away from Earth) we would need as many as 268,000,000,000 beautiful women! Needless to say, both numbers exceed the number of people living on Earth, let alone the number of women among them.

Are they selling cloning tubes on VillainSupply?

If I had a cloning tube I could also clone myself. Then, when a traitor among my minions should succeed in killing me, I would be resurrected and kick his ass. Ha ha ha ha!

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion

Jun 19, 2003 14:53 # 13291

Magicdead *** replies...

Re: Villain Supply

Yes, they have got a minion cloning machine, and they got a machine that makes stupid clones of yourself to function as organ donors
Cloning machine and Organ Donor Clones

You may also replace your blood with a liquid that makes you invincible and garantees eternal life

so the problem with number of the beautiful women is solved, shall we begin?

I've got 12 bucks, would you pay the little rest of the US$19,999,999.99 ? (It's so hard as villain with not much money to spend, and difficulty is, you have to get ruler of the world to have enough money to afford the things you need to become ruler of the world)

cya Magic

"The wise have always said the same things, and fools have always done the opposite"-Schopenhauer

Jun 19, 2003 15:20 # 13292

Jaz *** replies...

Re: Villain Supply

so the problem with number of the beautiful women is solved, shall we begin?

Await me when you see my evil V projected onto the moon.

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion


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