Reading Jaz's journal

Alright, I memorized the whole freaking Java API* and thus I'm ready for the first exam of the semester tommorrow morning.

The other exams will follow in short succession within the next two and a half weeks, so bear with my low posting volume in the next days and the past week.

* That doesn't mean I'm not bringing three laundry-baskets full of reference material to the exam, just in case. Not that you would have a lot of time to spare for finding a single thing in a Java bible of 1000 pages***. This is for soothing only**.

** I also like the notion that the solution to your problem could be sitting 20 centimeters away from you and you still cannot find it.

*** One fellow student recently mentioned that if all fails one could still knot their Java bible around their ankle and drown themselves in a deep river.

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion