Reading Funny Stuff

Anything with Grampa or any of the Seniors is hilarious. In the episode where the kids get a curfew and they steal the television from the old folks home, they put a cat in the empty box. A Senior sits down and tries to change stations, saying "80 channels, and nothing but cats." Also, when they are trying to play bingo, and they think its funny to keep saying "You sunk my battleship, heh heh!"

The episode that floats to the top of my head is the one where Apu cheats on Menjula with the Squishee lady and Homer can't stop screaming and walks backwards with creep music. Brought tears to my eyes...

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

If you're looking for episode guides and quotations, the best website by far is at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Even the url is a delicious quip from the Simpsons!

try to hold on to this heart a little bit longer

My favorite episodes of the Simpsons are the one where Marge's hair was falling out and they got a nanny named Sherry Bobbins to come in, and did the "American Way" song talking about cutting corners and doing a half assed job. Also I loved the one where Homer gets food poisoning from a hot dog at the Kwik-E-Mart and they end up in India to see the founder.

Other good episodes where "A Street Car Named Marge", and "Colonel Homer" (The one where he becomes the agent for the country singer).

My favorite musical numbers are:

"Send in the Clowns" (Krusty the Clown)
"The Amendment Song"
"It Was a Very Good Beer"

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

My favourite episode of the simpsons is "Legal mariuana" (yeahy eah I know, just typical for me :)
Where homer gets his eyes picked out by crows and has to take mariuana as medicine. I just love the point when he gets up and shaves himeself, the razorblade smiles at him and there are rainbows coming out from where his beard was and then he gets into his smiling cars and flies to the power-plant, rainbows spreading all around, flying twice around the chimneys.

Or later, when the busdriver (damn I always forget his name) inhabits a room in homers house and they always sit up there and smoke their stuff, marge comes up and the busdriver say to homer "Dude, your mom is HOT" :)

cya Magic

P.s. I don't know if that episode was ever aired, at least in germany it wasn't, i think, I got it from the web

"The wise have always said the same things, and fools have always done the opposite"-Schopenhauer

(damn I always forget his name)

Otto. :)

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