Reading IllegalCheeser's journal

Wooo so this is a journal thing. Welcome to my brain. Isn't it weird how annoying people are sometimes? Like Rick the store manager of sprint. I really dislike that fellow and want to excoriate the skin below his eyes (go trotter for helping me learn that) Here is him "Well, I just..it's bad for our store to let you close your account, ergo, I will make up some corporate BS to not let you...AHHH KENYA DONT PULL MY STRINGS. OH LOOK THERE'S THE PHONE! WHAT A COINCIDENCE. SORRY IT TOOK A LUAU IN THE Cayman Islands even though we only had to ship it 5 miles. Such is our post office.

It worked out in the end though. Amo Te Mandi