Reading Funny Stuff

First of all I should tell everyone that this joke is a funny one but containing a little bit of bad things in tit but I hope everyone will bear it with me. I found it so funny that I want to post it here.

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says
to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I
better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor,"

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be! fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and did some self pollution into it for good measure (I hope people understand it).

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

hehe.

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

-grins alittle- I've heard this one before.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

The joke is good but actually the wife has Aids,the daughter is pregnant,the dog has rabies(and he really stuffs the computer around with oil from the sump of his car)and so it needs a rebore.But I'm glad some one from anouther part of the world knows the joke.
This one is corny.

It's the technology convention of the world and the judges are going through all the diffrent tables of the diffrent countries.
They come to the American table and the one judge says,"So what have you guys invented with your technology?",so the American says,"Well,we designed this cell phone with an earpiece in the thumb and a mouth piece in the pinky finger,it real conveniant you know!"MMM..that's good they reply.

They come to the Japanies table and one of the judges says,"What have you guys done?"So the Jap replies,"We made a better cell phone than our American counter parts,we designed this phone with a mouth piece on the inner part of the lip and an ear piece on the inner side of the ear and it also works with electricity from the body!"MMM,not bad at all says the judge.

Then they came up to the South African table and the he quikly ran into the bathroom when the judges arrived.Then he came out from the toilet again and the judge said,"There's a piece of toilet paper stuck out of your pants."Oh shit he replied,that must be a fax coming through!"

Haha.

Well I am also glad to know that someone from another part of the world knows this joke. I have heard of this joke earlier. Neways, it makes me smile everytime I listen to it or read it. hehe. And moreover, I forgot about this joke, so thanks for reminding me it again.

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)