Reading Funny Stuff

I've seen this on another message board, and I want to see it here. I'm starting a 3 Word Story. What happens is I start it with 3 words. Then someone else replys with 3 more words (has to be 3. Not 2, not 4, and 5 is right out). And we keep going until interest is lost. There are no rules other than only 3 words (you can post more than once, but not all in a row, as in: give some other people a chance).

Ok, here we go:

There once was

Pistol Grip Pump In My Lap At All Times

This post was edited by eljefe on Dec 31, 2003.

Well ... this is possibly very similar to the word games they play over there on tiles.ice.org - and then it's HUGE business ;)

anyway, my three words on the row are:

some big shiny

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Rather tasty marshmellow

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

which I ate.

(This fits perfectly, I hope it d(oesn't bring the story to a stop. I kinda like the idea. :-) )

Aah, una bella finestra!

I stopped and

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Suddenly began to

quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

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A GFD came...

--Jami

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

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The villiage-folk (which is one word as of now) were...

dancing around and

...Praising the dildo...

Aah, una bella finestra!

...That shook heavily...

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Don,y think so.

Waggled his limp

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Frosty mug o'beer

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While looking at

They will never forget you 'til somebody new comes along... - The Eagles, "New Kid in Town"

A naked cunt

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Known as Cher.

Thbbbbt

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Seeing blue frogs

Because she's (thats one word) drinking

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Blackest Guinness beer

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

And feeling a

"Stop the world! I wanna get off!"

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Urge to puke

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Urge to puke

into Bush's pants

NI

Said pee-wee and

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Said pee-wee and

fell asleep rightaway.

Aah, una bella finestra!

Smoking a bong

--Jami

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Watching butterflies flutter..

into the distant..

NI

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Butterfly shredding machine

Sorry, don't want to interrupt the flow of the story... I just wanted to note that this had me laughing out loud. Sammy you rock!

Aah, una bella finestra!

Butterfly shredding machine..

okay I am back after so many days and this is one good thing I saw and want to contribute.... :

killing every one....

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

With soft moth-balls

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...And a herring...

--Jami

Jumps from water...

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

Into my teacup...

They will never forget you 'til somebody new comes along... - The Eagles, "New Kid in Town"

Jamming the spoon

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Starts drinking tea...

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

...in Halloween Town...

--Jami

And says that...

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Like a rotten cock ('a' is a help-verb and doesnt count as a word :P)

cu, w0lf.

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Smelling like shit...

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

But tasting like...

I'm very handy with a meat-cleaver, ~Arei Drea

Sweet sugar candy

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But his cock

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Was hard. So

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Chewed a bit..

--Jami

Chewed a bit..

and it fell...

NI

Away like dust...

--Jami

Away like dust...

into the galactic...

NI

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Which I ate

cu, w0lf.

ps: ... Ms FallenAngel is called to the reception! I repeat: Ms FallenAngel is called to the recption to reply to her mail!

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And quite enjoyed

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Then an emu...

With Cher's legs...

NI

Farted noisy and

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Licked her glowing...

--Jami

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

This post was edited by fallenangel on Feb 15, 2004.

Henry VIII came with

(STORY SO FAR: There once was some big shiny rather tasty marshmellow which I ate. I stopped and suddenly began to convulse violently until a GFD came. The village-folk (which is one word as of now) were dancing around and praising the dildo that shook heavily as the major don,y thing so waggled his limp frosty mug o'beer while looking at a naked cunt known as Cher. Suddenly, Cher started seeing blue frogs because she's (that's one word) drinkink Blackest Guniuess Beer and feeling an urge to puke into Bush's pants said pee-wee and fell asleep right away smoking a bong. Watching butterflies flutter into the distant Butterfly Shredding Machine killing every one with soft moth-balls, and a herring jumps from water into my teacup jamming the spoon starts drinking in Halloween town and says that his legs hurt like a rotten cock ("a" is a help-verb and doesn't count as a word :p) smelling like shit but tasting like sweet sugar candy, but his cock was hard. So I bit it chewed a bit and it fell away like dust into the galactic giant cheese sandwich which I ate and quite enjoyed. Then an emu with Cher's legs farted noisy and licked her glowing radio-active leg hair. Henry VIII came with......)

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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His frosty harem

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Harem in acid...

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

Oozing with gritty...

--Jami

Torturous sperms. Then

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Started eating it

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

With happy-go-lucky delight.

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Ten seconds later...

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Hatched a politician named (w0lf is right, 'a' doesn't count)

Thbbbbt

Omar Shariff Junior

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

(,) Thus forever ending

Thbbbbt

But no-one knows

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

What was ending

--Jami

Which is infact

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

A beginning of hell

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? :)

Long story short

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

I own everything.

"What you don't understand you can make mean anything." - Misty Wilmot

The End. Period.

--Jami

Or is it?!

"What you don't understand you can make mean anything." - Misty Wilmot

Yet another pervert

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Ran naked around

--Jami

The grand oak-tree

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

And tackled the

"What you don't understand you can make mean anything." - Misty Wilmot

Minnie Mouse look-alike

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

With Medusa's hair

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Or fresh qagh

cu, w0lf.

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Punctured by needles

--Jami

That were 74326489327-degrees

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Below Zero, causing

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

Twists on (the) space-time-continuum

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And wine spoilage

--Jami

Reeking (sp?) Of crap-factories.

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Still drinkable, but

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

. But the cheese?

--Jami

Asked the hackepeter -

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"Will it survive

Thbbbbt

With Mickey Mouse

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

?", asked Brainy. "No,

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(,) because ol' Mickey's ears

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

Are all waxed-out!

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

" - "Oh, and what

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Did Minnie think...

--Jami

Of my surprisingly

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

Gigantic and tremendous ...

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Invaluable appendage to...

--Jami

Er! better keep

I think the only truth is your feelings and even they can be suspect.

The noise down!" -

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Noise angers Pope

--Jami

John Dandelion XIII's

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

Hairy scary berry

there is no method to my madness.

" - Said the mummy.

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" - Said the mummy.

..Bubba Hotep III

--Jami

Noted the archaeologist

cu, w0lf.

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Who was scratching

I should be ashamed of myself.

His bleeding nose.

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Who was scratching at the door, ?

Which for reasons

I should be ashamed of myself.

Only known to

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Cranky old grannies

Foosh... Aaughh!!... Foosh... Aauuggghh!! - Cold spray deodorant

Wearing leather straps,

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

And eating frog-legs

Foosh... Aaughh!!... Foosh... Aauuggghh!! - Cold spray deodorant

And previous prostitutes.

The power of truth is action.

By now, the

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Road was open.

"Life is a queue. You come in, hang around for a bit, get some service, then depart."

We could see

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Dancing pink badgers.

--Jami

Wearing yellow thongs

Foosh... Aaughh!!... Foosh... Aauuggghh!! - Cold spray deodorant

Reeking of fish,

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Ask politely if

--Jami

You can borrow...

Foosh... Aaughh!!... Foosh... Aauuggghh!! - Cold spray deodorant

Some soap and

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