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Okay, so maybe it's a bit mean...

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

Okay, so maybe it's a bit mean...

well, how are we supposed to pass up something like that.

Mels Novelty Factor rating...100%

-Mel

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Okay, so maybe it's a bit mean...

Probably. Still, a rather good laugh.

I always wondered, Hawking appears several times on the Simpsons , Futurama, Family Guy, and those appearances are rather mean, too.
Did he - like other guest stars - lend his void to the character, too?

'Repent, Harlequin!' said the Ticktockman. 'Get stuffed!' the Harlequin replied, sneering.

Stephen Hawking could kick our sorry asses in that wheelchair. No kidding - don't mess with Stephen.

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

This post was edited by fallenangel on Jan 09, 2004.

All due respect. That man is a genius.
But I just had to post this picture :-)

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

On a serious note. Did Stephen Hawkings die? I thought he did but when I look up his bio on google I can't find a reference to it.

On a serious note. Did Stephen Hawkings die?

No, I'm rather sure he's alive...

'Repent, Harlequin!' said the Ticktockman. 'Get stuffed!' the Harlequin replied, sneering.

No, I'm rather sure he's alive...

Well that's good. He is one of the smartest people of our time. It's good that he is still with us then!!!

I wonder if he sees this the same way?!
Would he be the man he is today without his disabilities?
Could it be that his disease triggered the genius inside of him to strive day and night to leave his mark in this world so everyone remembers?
Wouldn't the same disease bring most of us to our knees praying for release from this live if it happened to us?
Please don't misunderstand, I have deepest respect for Mr. Hawkings but did you every think about it?

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that's where that came from i belive. (Photoshop Phriday had several game spoofs)

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

He suffers from a so-called "Motor Neurone Disease".

Basically he has only very little control over his muscles. He needs a voice-synthesizer to speak.

Normally this disease shortens the life-expectancy considerably. It seems to be kind of a miracle he's still alive.

'Repent, Harlequin!' said the Ticktockman. 'Get stuffed!' the Harlequin replied, sneering.

The common name for his disease is "Lou Gehrig's disease" which is used or the initials of the medical term.....ALS

ALS stands for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. Like many medical terms it comes from Greek words.

A—without
Myo—muscle
Trophic—nourishment
Lateral—side (of the spinal cord)
Sclerosis—hardening or scarring

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