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Feb 05, 2004 13:23 # 19558

Esmerelda * wants to know...

What is a vigina?

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What is it, about woman, that fasinates, interests, attracts? Either the men or other women.

Eve ensler:
"...My vagina is a shell, a round pink tender shell,
opening & closing, closing & opening.
My vagina is a flower, an eccentric tulip.
The center acute & steep,
the scent delicate,
the petals gentle but sturdy."

what is a vagina? Apart from being an organ for sexual pleasure. It is beautiful, a wonderful sensitivity part of a woman, a reason for celebration for her child bearing ability...
what is a vagina, sir? what is a vagina miss? what is it to you?

Feb 05, 2004 14:28 # 19562

null *** has all the information you need...

Re: What is a vigina?

what is a vagina? Apart from being an organ for sexual pleasure.

You can also use it to make babies.


Side note: have you ever noticed that there are thousands of poems about vaginas, but none about, say, elbows? Elbows can be erotic too!

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

Feb 05, 2004 18:41 # 19563

fallenangel *** replies...

Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Feb 05, 2004 18:52 # 19564

MrCrash *** has all the information you need...

Re: Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

Anyone know any songs about penis's?

Monty Python: The Penis Song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

;)

That makes me a sa-a-a-a-a-ad Panda...

This post was edited by MrCrash on Feb 05, 2004.

Feb 06, 2004 08:24 # 19571

null *** replies...

Penis Songs

Well, after MrCrash has beat me to posting that Monty Python song, I can only add Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington.

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

Feb 06, 2004 12:35 # 19572

fallenangel *** replies...

How could i forget??

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"you're mighty brave in cyber-space, flame boy!"

Feb 06, 2004 08:19 # 19570

null *** replies...

Re: Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

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I like the backs of necks best:-) they can be really beautiful.

A naked back & butt can be very inspiring, too.

I think female genitalia is so much nicer to look at than that of males, which hangs as beautifully as a strangled chicken.

I beg to differ. The male package is so nice and tidy, all in one place, simple and with a consistent look. The female parts are so much more complicated, especially on the inside.
But then again, maybe that symbolizes the typical man-woman character difference. :-P

Still, the most amazing part to me is how well the two always fit together! Don't forget that.

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

Feb 09, 2004 06:42 # 19621

zen *** replies...

Re: What is a vigina?

You can also use it to make babies

Well, null may have "all the information..." but it's not of anatomy. A woman can create a fetus without the vagina, but not without ovaries, a fallopian tube and a uterus.

At to the question at hand, so to speak: What is the vagina?
Beautiful, pretty,
pouty purse
and-yes-pink
vee
culminating,
climaxxxing into a
creschendoes
of furry moisture;
water
stream of,
yes
I'll agree
gateway
to the
greater mysteries
and higher senses

I'll bet that just took 5 years off my life--but GODDAMM if it wasn't worth every second

Feb 09, 2004 06:47 # 19622

zen *** replies...

Re: What is a vigina?

Oops! Silly me. I answered the wrong question.

What is a vigina?

That would be a navigational hazard whose exact location is unknown. (Pronounced with the optional n.)

I'll bet that just took 5 years off my life--but GODDAMM if it wasn't worth every second


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