Reading Funny Stuff

I was pretending to be efficient at work today and browsed through the latest influx of work applications. You know there's always one stupid person's one and you can't believe they even spent the time filling it out?

I then came across a modern masterpiece. He will remain nameless but always remembered.

It was filled in with a pen that changed ink colour as you wrote. This caught my immediate attention.
This is pretty much word for word:

Name: Steve xxxxxxx, but everyone calls me nutter

no word of a lie.

Age : 22

D.O.B : 08/05/1983

you do the math.

Education: It had a large line through it.

Personal Comments: 6ft 2inch and about 14stone

Previous Experience: Macdonals, made burgers

Reason For Leaving: got bored

Any Criminal Offences? yes

Please List: call P.C Watkins at Mk Police station

References: Last manager wouldn't give me one

Absolute Genius.

This guy deserves a medal, a certificate or something just so he knows he made my day. I would like to tell you it was a joke application. I can't I'm sorry.

The most disturbing things is, he is out there, and he's breeding.

If it weren't for monkey's... I would of packed it in years ago

This post was edited by Jaz on Mar 31, 2004.

I've never had reason to read anything you've posted. Today your post about needing idea's on how to wreak havoc on someone you know was one of thoes that deserved a reply...see the post.

Now this..I've been reading different posts by you and this one caught my eye as well...I remember reading this in a magazine about dumb applications.
Now as I have read bits of your writing it occurs to me that your what your doing is taking other peoples writing and laying claim to it as though you wrote it...

I'm sure that this like other responses to other things you've written will lay unanswered because it's your intent to "wreak havoc", you said that yourself.

Maybe it's time you got yourself a hobby, like maybe making paperchains, or trying to stay in the lines when you color...or this one is probably a great idea for you...why not go out and watch an ant hill, and try to count how many ants there are.
People with nothing better to do than act the part of self centered children should not be heard.

But that's just my opinion.

It only looks that way because your standing on your head.

Maybe it's time you got yourself a hobby

You misspelled 'live', my friend.

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

This post was edited by null on Oct 09, 2005.

Yeah I guess I did at that.

Thanks for the correction.

It only looks that way because your standing on your head.

This post was edited by harold_maude on Oct 09, 2005.

Absolute Genius.

This guy deserves a medal, a certificate or something just so he knows he made my day. I would like to tell you it was a joke application. I can't I'm sorry.

The most disturbing things is, he is out there, and he's breeding.

And the funny thing about this guy is that he's you.