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Apr 01, 2004 20:40 # 21047

Jaz *** takes out his flame thrower...

Every April fools thread ever

Poster A: <Poor April fools joke, obvious to anyone paying attention>

Moron B: LOL! GOT IT! LOOK AT THE DATE! APRIL FOOLS!! HAHA! GOTCHA!! EVERYONE SEE I GOT IT FIRST!!

I mean, no shit Moron B. Of the whole Internet population of five hundered trillion people every single person got the joke at first sight, but you were the only one who felt compelled to set out and let us all know about it. Seek help.

Why can't they just switch off the Internet for this one day? I've never seen so many lousy attempts at being funny. Hint: Just because it's April 1st doesn't make you a good comedian.

Hereby I propose a new top level domain .fool. Laws could require poor April fool jokes to be posted to sites with a .fool domain only. Then on April 2nd we could track down everyone who posted to a .fool site, stuff them into a cannon and fire it into a wall.

What do you think?

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion

This post was edited by Jaz on Apr 01, 2004.

Apr 02, 2004 02:59 # 21063

Salvial_Ten *** throws in her two cents...

Re: Every April fools thread ever

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Hereby I propose a new top level domain .fool. Laws could require poor April fool jokes to be posted to sites with a .fool domain only. Then on April 2nd we could track down everyone who posted to a .fool site, stuff them into a cannon and fire it into a wall.

What do you think?

I'd call it a wonderful idea. However, I'm the type of smartass, that would grab an ancient history book, read through to find some obscure fact, then post it on a .fool site, then go back and read what the moron convention wrote about how it can't possibly be true. Therefor, it'd leave me open to being stuffed into a cannon then fired into a wall.

It just wouldn't work for me. :)

--Jami

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Apr 02, 2004 10:13 # 21079

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Re: Every April fools thread ever

Hereby I propose a new top level domain .fool. [...]

Oh joy, think of the dozens of TLDs that would be required to cover all kinds of 'net annoyances. .spam, .troll and .smartass would only be the tip of the iceberg.

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