Reading MelMel's journal

This is something like the conversation held between me and a friend.

Me: Fuck! i have so much work to do, and three hours to do it...great...
Him: dont swear!
Me: why ever not?
Him: it's rude
Me: *snorts loudly and obnoxiously*
Him: and it's a real turn off when girls do it
Me: oh, my aim in life is to turn people on. *searches for off switch*
Him: *raises eyebrow* oh god...
Me: dont blaspheme
Him: why ever not?
Me: it's rude!

Game, Set and Match to Mel.

-Mel

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Cute.

You fail it.

I loooooooooove your post!!!

Respectfully,

*eric*

p.s. Did you notice how I managed to cover both religious and sexual blasphemy, as well as displaying excellent etiquette by politely addressing the original writer, all within a three word subject line? Pretty nifty, don't you think? :-D

This post was edited by kaczka on Apr 21, 2004.

p.s. Did you notice how I managed to cover both religious and sexual blasphemy, as well as displaying excellent etiquette by politely addressing the original writer, all within a three word subject line? Pretty nifty, don't you think? :-D

I did.

*bows to eric*

-Mel

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!