Reading null's journal

Today's advice for housewives: Tea tree oil is, apart from its stench smell, a truly great thing. Not only has it a soothing effect on the skin and small wounds, it is also anti-inflammatory and cleansing and generally well-tolerated. It helps with irritated or bad skin, small wounds, insect stings (hey Martin, hint hint), first-degree burns, even light colds.
But don't let it get into your nose.

Bergkh. *blows nose*

Consider yourself hugged.

What was your intention??

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

Treating a particularly itchy insect sting on my pinky finger without accidentally rubbing the finger around my nose afterwards.

Consider yourself hugged.

Treating an insect sting..... mmh... may be we should form some kind of European party or even better, a military underground organization.
What about the "PFEOEWMTFF" - Programmers For Extinction Of Everything With More Than Four Feet

After decades of construction my website is finally up an running: www.kkds.de

I tried breeding large amounts of spiders and placing them at stretegical places in my apartment so any flying insect within a 100km radius would automatically be caught, tortured and eaten, but somehow my honey bunny wasn't quite comfortable with that. Well, back to the drawing table!

Consider yourself hugged.

Driving out the Devil by Belzebub some - the female half of the planet - might say.
Posting "a flame" in "What sucks" actually brought me to the idea of testing the combustibility of several aerosol can's contents. They make a BRILLIANT flamethrowers for home use, I tell you! ;)

--- Kids, DONT try at home ---

After decades of construction my website is finally up an running: www.kkds.de

testing the combustibility of several aerosol can's contents.

Aww, how much of your hair is still left? :-D

That inspires me to a great idea tho. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you... the Midge-O-Nuker 3000!

1. Flying insect approaches open window

2. Light barriers detect the intruder.

3. The problem is taken care of!

This great device also works for burglars, nosy neighbors and even cats! And all this for the modest price of $Your soul. Order now, supplies are limited!

Consider yourself hugged.

This post was edited by null on Sep 17, 2004.

Herewith I declare null being the first rightfully selected President of the PFEOEWMTFF! His extraordinary merits in the field of innovative technical ideas to support our goal makes any other choice senseless and ridiculous.

Long live the President!

Aww, how much of your hair is still left?

Uhm, the hair is NOT so much the problem... just... just that the shelfs and books got a new, pretty neat unified design now.... smoky black!

After decades of construction my website is finally up an running: www.kkds.de

Herewith I declare null being the first rightfully selected President of the PFEOEWMTFF!

Damn, I feel honored, but will I be able to reconcile that task with my honorary work for the Church of the GFD?

just that the shelfs and books got a new, pretty neat unified design now.... smoky black!

I bet it looks cool!

Consider yourself hugged.