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Nov 23, 2004 22:23 # 29402

Vladimir * laughs about...

Ultra-Hyper-Accelerated Metabolism

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Please don't read this if you have trouble with keeping a diet or are trying to loose weight... You might get depresed...

For a quite a while I kept my weight at around 75 kilos. Funny thing is I eat like a lion! The other night I got hungry, and coundn't find a pizza place with delivery, so I went out at around 23:30 just to buy an extra large "Diavola". And Guess what, ate it alone(the pizza was 40 cm wide)! Today I had 3 full sized meals and went to the gym and when I got back I was hungry again!

Why am I saying this?

I like to eat, not because to drown sorrow in food, not because I have nothing better, I just love food, it's a pleasure to make a good meal as much as it is to eat it! And while my gastronomical capacity knows no bounds, I have been blesed with an accelerated metabolism and am unable to gian any weight at all!

THAT RULES!!!!

Vladimir, a truly happy person!

This post was edited by Vladimir on Nov 23, 2004.

Nov 24, 2004 08:26 # 29434

null throws in his two cents...

Re: Ultra-Hyper-Accelerated Metabolism

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and am unable to gain any weight at all!

I can almost hear females all over the world drawing plots to abduct you and conduct painful experiments on you to extract your DNA.

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Nov 24, 2004 14:49 # 29447

Vladimir * replies...

Re: Ultra-Hyper-Accelerated Metabolism

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You know I do get a lot of name-calling from females, but I never tought that showing my ability in public can cause me that much trouble... :-)

Vladimir, a truly happy person!

Nov 25, 2004 06:44 # 29489

MelMel *** replies...

Re: Ultra-Hyper-Accelerated Metabolism

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*Plots whilst chuckling manically*

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Nov 25, 2004 09:03 # 29498

null replies...

Re: Ultra-Hyper-Accelerated Metabolism

Oh my god, she's coming to get you. Run!

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Nov 25, 2004 15:32 # 29504

Vladimir * replies...

Re: Ultra-Hyper-Accelerated Metabolism

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Help me null!
Hide me somewhere! And don't forget the food!

Vladimir, a truly happy person!


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