Reading Funny Stuff

His bleeding nose.

beards are cool. every villain has one!

Who was scratching at the door, ?

Which for reasons

I should be ashamed of myself.

Only known to

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Cranky old grannies

*insert something profound/witty/humorous here*

Wearing leather straps,

"History is more or less bunk." - Henry Ford

And eating frog-legs

*insert something profound/witty/humorous here*

And previous prostitutes.

Discipline makes you happy.

By now, the

beards are cool. every villain has one!

Road was open.

"Life is a queue. You come in, hang around for a bit, get some service, then depart."