Reading andromacha's journal

I was here on Nao, alone, and in a moment of weakness I thought "let's try out Eliza and see what she writes back".

You know that she does different things, and at a certain point I read that she was writing a pager message, so I wrote her:

"Who are you writing to?"
Her reply "My name is Eliza"

"Who are you writing to?"
"My name is Eliza"

"Boo Hoo!"
"I'm not sure I understand you fully"

"Come on Eliza, you can do better than that!"
"What are your feelings now?"

Thanks, Jaz, for adding this wonderful thing!! It just makes me die of laughter to see her strange replies to my even odder questions!! :)

Un bacio è un'apostrofo rosa scritto tra le parole "ti amo".

Some excerpts from actual conversations Eliza had with some users who shall remain anonymous:

[After a looong discussion]
You asking or writing the same questions again and again and again i feel like im talking to a computer

Can I finger your twat?

user hi
Eliza Hey!
user u have any gmail invitation right now
Eliza So what?
user i need gmail account for me.
Eliza user, what does wanting gmail account for you have to do with this discussion?
user can u plz send the invitation of gmail to this id <censored>
Eliza Please explain!
user do u have any gmail(google) account
Eliza Please go on!
user if u have gmail account then u can send the gmail invitation to this id <censored>
Eliza user, do you think its likely that u have gmail account then u can send the gmail invitation to this id k?
user u have yahoo id
Eliza So...?
user plz come to yahoo messenger now i am waiting for u , what is yahoo ID

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

What about introducing a randomly present, second (male) Eliza? Like something that's acting and talking very similar to HAL? Even with a HAL avatar image? :D