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Yep, I finnaly found some jolt cola. And I have to say, it beats my 2 litres of mountain dew 10 fold. Seriously, from every angle it's better. More caffiene, less calories, and I get exactly what I need from it. Plus, it makes me feel more hacker-ish, seeing as how it's touted as the elite hackers primary beverage. :D

Anyway, the new cans are sorta interesting, they have resealable caps (which are pretty cool) and make for fresher beverage, and I have no idea how, but the cans stay cool way longer than normal cans.

Anyway, wanna see?

I should be ashamed of myself.

Have you tried the other varieties, Jolt Red, Jolt Blue, and Jolt Cherry Bomb? I do have to agree that they are great sodas though.

Yep, I finnaly found some jolt cola.

I've never had Jolt cola, what is so good about this cola?

Well, imagine coke, with no after taste, and ass loads of caffine. Like so much caffiene and energy boosting that that is it's entire selling point. Then, put it in a resealable and very well refrigerated can and sell it for 1.50 a peice. What do you get? Ass loads of happy hackers and people tired of drinking 2 litres of dew to get the same high. If the store doesn't keep it in stock like I need them to, I'll buy the shit online...

It's much better than what I was doing, and it has healthy ingredients too! Furthermore, it's about 300 calleries a can, I was pulling in almost 1000 per 2 litre with mountain dew. I couldn't imagine more than 2 cans a day, so I'm already doing better. Furthermore, they have a healthy variety, Ultra. So, really, I have my option for caffiene. :D

I should be ashamed of myself.

This post was edited by Aynjell on Apr 26, 2005.

Http://www.funny2.com/water.htm

After reading this several years ago, I have stopped drinking so much coke and started drinking water everynight before going to sleep. :)

Enjoy.

If the world should blow itself up,the last audible voice would be an expert saying it can't be done

To be honest, the one that really worries me is the steak one. I mean, what if I fell asleep in a puddle of coke? Not good. :(

I should be ashamed of myself.

I mean, what if I fell asleep in a puddle of coke?

That's what the caffeine is there for.

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

This post was edited by null on Apr 29, 2005.

That's what the caffeine is there for.

Well I guess I was sorta stuck on stupid when I pondered that thought, eh?

I should be ashamed of myself.