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Max, 12 words

As he slowly regained conscienceness, he began to wonder how he had

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... fallen off the cherry tree. As he touched his head he felt...

Un bacio è un'apostrofo rosa scritto tra le parole "ti amo".

...mushed cherries stuck to the side of his face. He licked his...

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

...nose with a flick of his lizard tongue. He gazed up at...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

...Mr. Potato Head, and thought to himself, "My god, that guy...

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

Hes playing some amazing flute, i hope he didnt see my tounge

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Wagging in the midst of my entheogen-induced glossolalia, since that

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Would make me seem foolish to the other potatoes!"

The potato

I should be ashamed of myself.

... Touched the grass and soil surrounding it and found out that...

Un bacio è un'apostrofo rosa scritto tra le parole "ti amo".

...his best friend Louie is gay. "Why haven't I...

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

This post was edited by Orchid on May 05, 2005.

Noticed that before?" His bulbous head tilted...

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To listen to the sucking noises in the toolshed. Fondling his carrot...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

...Gold dentist suction device, he wanted to clean his teeth.

"If I die of a heart attack eating bacon, I'll be a happy man." -My father

This post was edited by Hawkeye on May 09, 2005.

Vainly he searched for his potato-paste, but he was all out. "Where...

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

...is a good all-night PotatoMart when you need one? It's so...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

...Hard to find good spuds these days."

You fail it.

Maybe Louies got some, i should really enquire why he hasnt...

i dont have a dream "I HAVE A SCHEME"

...given me back my potato wrench. It's almost been a week since...

I should be ashamed of myself.

I first started to notice that he was acting gay, its amazing..

"Evry generalisation is false. Even this 1. And the 1 youre making right now about weird signatures"

What one can ascertain from touching grass and soil, I really should...

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.. Stop smoking so much weed" Next on, he took his big hammer ..

Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign for a diseased mind!

...that he stole from the god Thor, and used it to nail...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

The mushed cherries to Louies forehead, when the...

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First of the rotten 'eyes' fell from his forehead. Staring in disbelief...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

As small children laughed woefully...

You fail it.

He saw his destiny as a plate of hashbrowns with ketchup and...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

Decided, the only way to make a better life for himself is ...

"Evry generalisation is false. Even this 1. And the 1 youre making right now about weird signatures"

To avoid eating hashbrowns, since he had always preferred meatloaves with...

Un bacio è un'apostrofo rosa scritto tra le parole "ti amo".

...mashed potatoes and sausage gravy. Reaching again for his pitchfork...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

This post was edited by rosyxxx on May 16, 2005.

He was rushed from behind, and wrapped in clingfilm by...

i dont have a dream "I HAVE A SCHEME"

The men in gray coats.

You fail it.

Meanwhile, on the number 58 bus...

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Tiny aliens emerged from coat pockets and chanted: "Not that one, he's...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

This post was edited by rosyxxx on May 17, 2005.

... far too smashed from his six inch hash, far too smashed from his six inch hash... etc." They had wanted...

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

To take someone to Planet X who knew how to tie a...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

Double slip knot around an elephant's trunk...

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As it was attracting sterile nymphomaniacs who wanted to have his babies...

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But, they found a crocodile who could do a better job, and...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

Thus all manor of things was well in the village.

You fail it.

Until one of the aliens found a picture of Louie in his...

If mountain goats like living at high elevations, why do none live in high rise apartment buildings?

Mothers wedding dress and thus concluded that its only right...

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