Reading Other Topics

Sep 16, 2005 00:25 # 38899

Salvial_Ten *** mindlessly drivels...

How in the...

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Warning: The following text is kind of gross. If you are weak stomached or easily disgusted, I suggest turning back now.

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Okay, I was in class on Tuesay and as it happens I had to use the restroom. I started to follow the usual "Lady's Room" routine and things were going well till I actually stepped into the restroom stall. What I saw next baffles me now, two days later and sitting in front of my PC recalling the tale to you fellow NAOees.

There was a puddle of pee in the back left hand corner of the stall, complete with toilet paper. Now, this is gross, yes, but my first thought was 'WTF?!' because of it's location. This is the women's restroom which makes it really confusing to find pee puddled in the rear corner of the stall. Not only that in a corner that's narrow and blocked by the edge of the toilet and the toilet paper despenser. I blatantly stared at the scene for a minute before going to a different stall.

However, I still can't help but wonder how in the hell some chick managed to pull that off. I mean, for fucks sake! That shouldn't be possible. My next thought was to wonder how sober the chick was when she did it. I mean, I've seen drunks do some really interesting and seemingly impossible things so naturally that thought would come up at seeing the odd little puddle.

This should likely be a journal post but "Other Topics" seems so much more fitting.

Oh and if anyone else has any suggestions as to how it could be possible please feel free to share.

--Jami

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Sep 16, 2005 06:33 # 38908

Disposable_Fishspastic *** replies...

Re: How in the...

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Hmm, couldnt be anything to do with this could it?

themoreyouknowthemoreyouknowyoudontknowwhatyouknow

Sep 16, 2005 07:40 # 38912

null replies...

Re: How in the...

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Wow, they sell those things in the USA now?
I must admit that's also my primary suspicion. Heh, exactly what we need, just when men start hitting the right spot after millions of years of training, the women start that same process all over again.

*makes popcorn and waits for first turn-the-damn-toilet-seat-down catfight*

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Sep 16, 2005 07:48 # 38913

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

Re: How in the...

You know, that makes me think of this roll up plastic one for traveling I've seen available online. You're right though, that could easily have something to do with it.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Sep 16, 2005 07:59 # 38914

null throws in his two cents...

Re: How in the...

That, or a drunk guy.

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Sep 17, 2005 00:11 # 38922

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

Re: How in the...

Hmmm, that's kind of a funny thought actually. Especially considering the population of my university is 80% female. >:^D

--Jami

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Oct 01, 2005 13:17 # 39186

mace *** replies...

Re: How in the...

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What university is that?. ..Is it hard to get in?

Oct 02, 2005 04:18 # 39201

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

Re: How in the...

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Texas Woman's University, and saddly it isn't that difficult to get in.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Oct 02, 2005 13:22 # 39207

mace *** replies...

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Saddly it isn't that difficult to get in

For men?

I go to York University... the saying goes, "If you can use a fork, you can go to York."

This post was edited by mace on Oct 02, 2005.

Oct 02, 2005 20:24 # 39218

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

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Not that hard at all, however, most men who opt to go to school in Denton usually prefer to go to the University of North Texas, since it's larger and has a wider range of available degrees.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Sep 17, 2005 04:56 # 38924

charlie *** replies...

Re: How in the...

This is a little low tech compared to the Magic Cone, but the person could have just used a cup and then purposely dumped it there.

Please contiune to vote AND post.

Sep 17, 2005 07:54 # 38928

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

Re: How in the...

That's actually disturbing. Why would someone dump pee in the corner of a bathrrom stall? At least with the cone there's a shot that you missed the toilet and just couldn't aim it by the time you finished your business.

--Jami

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

This post was edited by Salvial_Ten on Sep 17, 2005.

Sep 26, 2005 10:26 # 39065

rosyxxx *** laughs about...

Re: How in the...

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We were just having this discussion the other day...seems several guys I know have cleaned women's bathrooms. They are just simply disgusting when drunk. Peeing on the floor, on the seat, dropping the toilet paper in the pee.

I don't understand it, I tell you. My favorite motto I saw scrawled on a bathroom door is: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

Or how about :"If on the floor it is that you plan to do your biz, may your nose be stuck to the floor, like a two-dollar...."

Wait, that sounds fascist. Don't shoot me, I just made it up on the spot. Actually, in all seriousness, I think women are jealous of a man's capacity to aim his pee, and are trying to give it a 'shot'. I hear if you press down on the mons in just the right way, you can effectively aim your pee from the female genital peeing apparatus. ;P I only tried it in the shower, I swear...and it didn't work.

Anybody know where I can get one of those 'MagicCones'?

My mind is made up...not like my bed, which is a mess.

This post was edited by rosyxxx on Sep 26, 2005.

Sep 26, 2005 10:52 # 39067

null throws in his two cents...

Re: How in the...

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a man's capacity to aim his pee

The catch is that it's indirectly proportional to the blood alcohol level, while the confidence in said ability is directly proportional to the BAC.
In other words, drunk men miss worse.

Anybody know where I can get one of those 'MagicCones'?

Hmm, I figure I could include some in my packet, which so far includes the obligatory chocolate and a rare Hello Kitty item. Tell me if they worked :-)

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

This post was edited by null on Sep 26, 2005.

Sep 26, 2005 17:44 # 39082

Orchid *** wants to know...

Re: How in the...

'MagicCones'?

What is that??

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

Sep 26, 2005 19:37 # 39083

andromacha *** replies...

Re: How in the...

'MagicCones'?

What is that??

Trust me... you don't wanna know! But if really you were that masochist, then I suppose that I would tell you it is for girls who have the complex of the "envy of the male penis"

Italy no longer accepts illegal immigrants. Mr. B sink their boats!!!!!!!

Sep 20, 2005 04:03 # 38969

Disposable_Fishspastic *** replies...

Re: How in the...

the person could have just used a cup and then purposely dumped it there.

haha.

To follow on from what null said "Heh, exactly what we need, just when men start hitting the right spot after millions of years of training," They go and invent The TRIGASM (google it if you so wish)

themoreyouknowthemoreyouknowyoudontknowwhatyouknow

Sep 28, 2005 09:54 # 39096

Jaz *** replies...

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It disturbs me that this is exactly the kind of thing I would exclusively think about for days.

'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion

Sep 28, 2005 14:36 # 39104

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

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It disturbs me that this is exactly the kind of thing I would exclusively think about for days.

Yeah, that is a little disturbing. The fact that though several viable options for how it's possible have been offered how it's done combined with the fact that I'm in that building at least twice a week inclines me to check for the Urinator as well as alittle puddle beside/behind the toilet. =(

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Sep 29, 2005 02:54 # 39115

zen *** replies...

Re: How in the...

My guess is that it was a blind cleaning person. Probably a guy on top of it...

and for the record, I don't consider that worthy of the disclaimer you put on it. I was actually expecting much worse.

Once Fred Neitszche declared God is Dead, f*ck became the most important word in the English languag

This post was edited by zen on Sep 29, 2005.

Sep 29, 2005 22:37 # 39142

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

Re: How in the...

for the record, I don't consider that worthy of the disclaimer you put on it. I was actually expecting much worse.

Honestly, I warranted it disclaimer worthy because of all the people I've verbally told it to that told me I was disgusting and that I should warn them before telling Tinkle Tales.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Oct 01, 2005 03:51 # 39175

zen *** replies...

Disclaim'rs n' such

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I hear ya~ probably moreso, with females, but i can see the average person getting a little squirley on the subject.
I've see alot worse in my time.
Haha...Hell, you just about described 98% of the men's rooms in new york city :)

Once Fred Neitszche declared God is Dead, f*ck became the most important word in the English languag

Oct 02, 2005 04:32 # 39202

Salvial_Ten *** laughs about...

Re: Disclaim'rs n' such

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Haha...Hell, you just about described 98% of the men's rooms in new york city

Appearantly you've never seen a woman's restroom in St. Petersburg. ;)

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Sep 29, 2005 23:23 # 39144

shakylegs * has an idea...

Reasoning behind the piss puddle

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I think that the young lady had to take a piss sample for what ever reason you wish to conjure up mine would be.... random drug testing...so she takes the specimen bottle to the toilet and fills it up..like any normal person.

She puts the bottle of piss on top of the toilet roll disspenser so that she can stand up and pull her jeans up and reach for the lid inside her pocket...she puts the lid next to the bottle...does her belt up! Reaches for the piss while at the same time leaning over the toilet to flush down the urine she couldnt catch. As she is leaning her nose comes into contact with a spider web....causing a massive sneeze on her part!

she sneezes so hard the piss goes flying into the corner!

There was a puddle of pee in the back left hand corner of the stall, complete with toilet paper

Its most deefinatly complete with toilet paper because she starts to clean her mess up but then realises that she has to go back in time to explain to the drug testing people that she has no piss left and want to get a drink!

or yeah the magic cone!!!

Can't think what to say...

Oct 03, 2005 00:31 # 39220

majic *** replies...

Re: How in the...

Would have been nice with an accompanying photo... I can't quite get the real effect mentally by the description alone.

Oct 03, 2005 02:40 # 39230

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

Re: How in the...

If I would have had a camera on me I would have nabbed a shot to post with it, unfortunately though I was without one.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.


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