Reading Food

A while ago, Honeybunny and me got bored and decided to experiment with the various alcoholic beverages (and a few non-alcoholic ones) within reach. The result was a series of strange recipes. I'd like to share some of them with you because they all have some cool things in common -

• Extensive field testing suggests that they can get you drunk quick.

• They don't require any highly unusual ingredients.

• They're so easy that you can quickly fix them even when drunk.

Those are the first three:

Shit
1 part Bols Blue
1 part Red Russian
1 part Malibu
fill up with orange juice.
Named after its... distinctive color. Tastes yummy tho, kinda like oranges and pineapples.

Tricky Purple
1 part Bols Blue
1 part Red Russian
2-3 parts Malibu (or 2 parts Malibu and 1 part white vodka)
fill up with lemonade and add a few ice cubes.
This is my favourite, it's refreshing and a bit sweet, but very insidious! (Hence the creative name.)

Schokostecher
1 part Amaretto
2 parts Kahlua
fill up with milk and garnish with chocolate powder (e.g. Caotina).

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