Reading Funny Stuff

Dec 09, 2005 00:38 # 40936

dklswkselotrasg * posts about...

Another use for sprite

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Not to long ago me and my friends Marcus and Ben went to The King and got some food and ate. But when we left Ben still had his sprite left over. Marcus was driving, I was in the back, and Ben was sitting shotty. We were driving along when suddenly Ben yelled slow down, so we did. He leaned out the window and threw his sprite at some guy that was walking his dog. The sprite hit him right in the chest and completely soaked him. the guy let go of his dog and started chasing us. So of course we floored it because he was a big guy in the bad part of town. We had to run a stop sign and go the wrong way down a one way.....It was the funniest thing i had ever seen and then looking back to see the guy chasing after his dog.

Dec 09, 2005 02:57 # 40939

MelMel *** replies...

Re: Another use for sprite

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And this is supposed to be funny or impressive how exactly?...

-Mel

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Dec 09, 2005 08:10 # 40942

null *** has an idea...

Re: Another use for sprite

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And this is supposed to be funny or impressive how exactly?

I think he's posting it here because he couldn't find the "My friends are f*cking idiots and I'm not the sharpest scalpel in the abortion clinic either" forum.

Consider yourself hugged.

Dec 15, 2005 17:37 # 41028

dklswkselotrasg * replies...

Another use for sprite

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I'm sorry you didn't find my story funny i just figured i would write what was on my mind and that just so happened to be what i was talking about with my friend. I just figured i would put something since no one else was really posting anything here. Oh yeah i agree my friends are fucking idiots and what fun would is it to be a sharp scalple, when dull ones hurt more. I like to be different so what if it involves be an idiot, it tickles my fancy and that is all that matters to me.

Dec 15, 2005 20:21 # 41029

andromacha *** shakes her head...

Re: Another use for sprite

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Then how about you find another place to post your crap? We respectfully ask the braindeads to stay out of this community, because we still believe in smart exchange of opinions, not of idiocies. And we do post things in "funny stuff", only it is not exactly the kind of things you posted here.

If you really feel the necessity of using Nao's storage space, then you could have at least posted that thing in your journal, since it is something more personal than funny. To be perfectly honest, I do think that it is funny only in your mind even.

And by the way, we don't believe in writing posts here and there, just because nobody has posted in a given section in a while. We don't post according to that principle, but to the principle that we feel the "urge" to tell something in particular that happened to us or something, or to comment a fact or whatnot.

Please, respect the simple rules of this community. They are meant to make this place a better one, and to regulate the life within it.

Un bacio è un'apostrofo rosa scritto tra le parole "ti amo".

Dec 15, 2005 22:06 # 41031

null *** replies...

Re: Another use for sprite

Calm down my friend, he's not behaving like an ass or posting 'omg lol asl' stuff after all.

(And hey, we currently have 220GB of storage space left!)

Consider yourself hugged.

This post was edited by null on Dec 16, 2005.

Dec 16, 2005 19:25 # 41051

ginsterbusch *** has all the information you need...

Re: Another use for sprite

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(And hey, we currently have 220GB of storage space left!)

Don't feed the trolls!

SCNR

cu, w0lf.

Fuck off the 30 seconds posting limit!

Dec 16, 2005 20:51 # 41056

null *** replies...

Re: Another use for sprite

Don't feed the trolls!

Heh. :-)

(Okay trolls, this is to inform you that the posts database shares these 220GB with the blacklist.)

Consider yourself hugged.


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