Reading Funny Stuff

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

Not mine, but when I heard this, I just had to share. :)

"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."

Wow... *blinks*

That was surprisingly lame, but funy.

I should be ashamed of myself.