Reading Funny Stuff

A few days ago my friend Brad and I were walking out of the philosophy class we have together. Brad suggested that we walk around and look for some Criminals and Degenerates (also known as our friends). I of course was all up for that. It didn't take us long to find a couple of them either; Travis and some dude I don't know were basically right around the corner from where we'd exited the building. We approached and somehow managed to get onto the topic of what seperates man from animals. The following is a snipet from that conversation:

Travis: ...the only thing that seperates us from dogs is our intellect.

Brad: Either that or our ability to piss without it running down our leg.

The Other Guy: Dogs can do that too. They left their leg.

Brad: ...guess that makes me a dog then.

Me: *snickering in the background*

Sure, there isn't much of a point to this but I haven't been able to get that bit of conversation out of my head since it happened. Thusly, it led to the compulsion to share.

--Jami

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