Reading Funny Stuff

For those of you who aren't familiar with his jokes, they are very short. The reason they are funny is usually because they offer some new perspective on something.

Some of my favorites include:

'They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.'

'I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!"'

'I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.'

A site of them is here.

If the world should blow itself up,the last audible voice would be an expert saying it can't be done

"Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he is used to."

Rest in Peace Mitch.