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I'm sitting at my local coffee shop, and I just watched an obviously overweight man get up from his comfy chair - leaking quarters out of his pockets. He also left a mess of straw wrappers, plastic cups and candy bar wrappers.

The barista came to clean up the mess, took all the quarters from the cushions of the chair, then put them noisily into the tip jar as I watched, and winked at me.

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