Reading null's journal

Scientists estimate that 99.98% of all known problems can be solved by applying the appropriate amount of WD-40. *
However, until this day, handling this miraculous fluid has also occasionally been cumbersome, as it only came in big spray cans that were a) not very handy and b) designed to spill between 2 and 3 litres of the precious liquid with incredibly high pressure upon touching the nozzle.

But not anymore, for today I have discovered the...

WD-40 Multi Pen!

It works like a charm. It fits in every toolbox or even pocket. It contains 7.7 ml genuine, real WD-40. All you do is remove the cap and press the felt tip onto whatever you wish to fix, and this mechanic's ambrosia will flow and work its wonders. It is a work of sheer genius, and now it belongs to me!

-- Off to find stuff to fix --

* Seriously, it's the only drug-unrelated chemical that I know of that has its own fan club and is mentioned in a cult classic.

Aah, una bella finestra!

This post was edited by null on May 27, 2006.

Good for coughs, colds, sore holes, and pimples on your keskedoodle.

But I can't find no place or nothin', where thrills are cheap, and love is divine

If only it had a swiss army knife on the other end...:D

"Life is a queue. You come in, hang around for a bit, get some service, then depart."

Any Freitag lovers here? I noticed WD40 is perfect to remove the dirt from the bag's letters ;)

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

As we say in the South:

If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40

Thbbbbt

If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40

I love this!

Aah, una bella finestra!

Why use duct tape when the almight gaffa tape reigns supreme... Yes, like iron chef...

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

I was just going to suggest that gaffers tape is nice to use sometimes. I use duct tape for waterproof bags, and gaffers tape for whatever I don't need for waterproofing.

I like the adhesive quality gaffers tape has. Plus, when it comes to stage work or photography, gaffers tape doesn't reflect light.

Possibly I've said more than required, but yes, gaffers tape. Why not?

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This post was edited by smashedmotif on May 14, 2007.

Heh heh heh, well cosidering that i spend the vast majority of my nights backstage in a theatre somewhere, i have a very touching relationship with gaff. I also have no hair left on the back of my left hand...

Always remember, be nice to the techs, or we'll gaff yo ass.

-Mel :P

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

That sure is some slick pen!

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