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May 27, 2006 20:44 # 42839

null *** smiles...

Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

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Scientists estimate that 99.98% of all known problems can be solved by applying the appropriate amount of WD-40. *
However, until this day, handling this miraculous fluid has also occasionally been cumbersome, as it only came in big spray cans that were a) not very handy and b) designed to spill between 2 and 3 litres of the precious liquid with incredibly high pressure upon touching the nozzle.

But not anymore, for today I have discovered the...

WD-40 Multi Pen!

WD-40 Pen

It works like a charm. It fits in every toolbox or even pocket. It contains 7.7 ml genuine, real WD-40. All you do is remove the cap and press the felt tip onto whatever you wish to fix, and this mechanic's ambrosia will flow and work its wonders. It is a work of sheer genius, and now it belongs to me!

-- Off to find stuff to fix --


* Seriously, it's the only drug-unrelated chemical that I know of that has its own fan club and is mentioned in a cult classic.

Consider yourself hugged.

This post was edited by null on May 27, 2006.

May 29, 2006 04:43 # 42856

Bunk *** replies...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

Good for coughs, colds, sore holes, and pimples on your keskedoodle.

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May 29, 2006 04:50 # 42857

yoshi314 * replies...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

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If only it had a swiss army knife on the other end...:D

"Life is a queue. You come in, hang around for a bit, get some service, then depart."

Jun 19, 2006 07:44 # 43102

Orchid *** throws in her two cents...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

Any Freitag lovers here? I noticed WD40 is perfect to remove the dirt from the bag's letters ;)

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

Jun 18, 2006 18:39 # 43093

Magnifico *** replies...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

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As we say in the South:

If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40

I'll believe in anything if you'll just believe in anything

Jun 18, 2006 20:01 # 43094

null *** replies...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40

I love this!

Consider yourself hugged.

Jun 19, 2006 10:10 # 43104

MelMel *** replies...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

Why use duct tape when the almight gaffa tape reigns supreme... Yes, like iron chef...

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May 14, 2007 05:52 # 44517

smashedmotif * mindlessly drivels...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

I was just going to suggest that gaffers tape is nice to use sometimes. I use duct tape for waterproof bags, and gaffers tape for whatever I don't need for waterproofing.

I like the adhesive quality gaffers tape has. Plus, when it comes to stage work or photography, gaffers tape doesn't reflect light.

Possibly I've said more than required, but yes, gaffers tape. Why not?

What comes around goes around.

This post was edited by smashedmotif on May 14, 2007.

May 14, 2007 08:10 # 44520

MelMel *** replies...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

Heh heh heh, well cosidering that i spend the vast majority of my nights backstage in a theatre somewhere, i have a very touching relationship with gaff. I also have no hair left on the back of my left hand...

Always remember, be nice to the techs, or we'll gaff yo ass.

-Mel :P

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Jun 01, 2007 17:37 # 44628

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

Re: Science's greatest achievement since the toasting of sliced bread

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I'm going to have to say my relationship with duct tape is far more meaningful than that of gaff. Currently I keep a large roll of it in my car so I can keep my side view mirror attached. Someday, I'll have to fix it for real, but for now, good ol' shiny silver tape for the win.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.


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