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Jun 21, 2006 07:17 # 43120

null *** has all the information you need...

Vast oil reserves in Germany discovered

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At present this discovery is still classified top secret by the German government, but judging from a remark made by Bush last month, some of the information leaked through to US intelligence:

"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany."
(George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006)

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid

Jun 23, 2006 03:10 # 43137

charlie *** is getting sarcastic...

Re: Vast oil reserves in Germany discovered

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Oh! So all those people in the video chose the wrong country.

I've wondered a lot in the last four years why we are in a war where we had no international support and no exit plan. The answer has to be money. Money from oil that only makes the Bush family and friends richer. I mean, that's cool if you can make current events happen in a way that makes you richer.

"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany."
(George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006)

So Germany is the next country to invade! Hopefully this time the rest of the world will declare war on the USA before we screw up again.

Please contiune to vote AND post.

Jun 23, 2006 17:03 # 43143

yoshi314 *** replies...

Re: Vast oil reserves in Germany discovered

"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany."
(George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006)

is that a real, direct quote? *rotfl*

so, what's the current state of Germany? :D

"Life is a queue. You come in, hang around for a bit, get some service, then depart."

Jun 23, 2006 17:07 # 43144

null *** replies...

Re: Vast oil reserves in Germany discovered

so, what's the current state of Germany?

My bet is that Bush would prefer a peaceful solution but "all options are on the table!"

"*sigh* Some men are really hard to manipulate!" - Orchid


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