Reading jael's journal

I realise I've been away for a while. And somehow I actually feel guilty about it.

Anyways, I've been emailing this certain blurb thing that a few of my close friends and they are quite fond of it. Thought I'd post it here too.
A decent update of my life as it is. =)

P.S I am no writer, so please excuse a grammer/spelling mistake if you come across it. This is just for fun.
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Good Evening to all, in tonight's edition of Jael Is The New Blurb!.

The weather is humid and typhoons are expected tomorrow in Hong Kong - With this said, lets get into our normal routine.

The headlines tonight are

Couch Potato - The new way of living?
Koffi Olomide still stands firm as a chart topper!
Gold flake facials are good for the skin
Bowling tomorrow! Will Juhi be any good?

- Couch potato- a Life Style or Lazy Spud?
These days people are arguing that life as a couch potato isn't as mind numbing as people think they are. It is highly educational and couch potatoes are more aware of life and issues around the world than many others.
Couch potato-ist Jael was asked what was so beneficial about this kind of life she answers -
"with 6 movie channels, 7 national geographic/Discovery channels and 8 news channels - how can people not be aware of the crisis and the issues of the world?! Global warming, how G. Bush can always prove hes a bigger idiot than he was before and even more important news, like Nicole Richie getting arrested or Ashlee Simpson's nose! Life as a Couch Potato has exercising as well! Searching for the remote? Bathroom runs and even an errand down to 7/11 for more chips and instant noodles. How can people not appreciate this?"

We asked Anti-Couch Potato - Mom, for a few words but she had no comment and continued throwing pillows at Juhi yelling. The JITNB crew couldn't make out much of the yelling but came across words such has. "Shower! Now! It's been 3 days!"

- Koffi Olomide's Creol song "Premier Gaou" has remained a favourite for over 5 months now. Not once has Jael gotten sick of it but everyone around her has.
Still I must urge you! If you hasn't heard this song - you are seriously missing something!

- Gold Flakes was tried on as mask after an attempt at a home facial in the corner apartment somewhere in Almost China. It was said that the Daughter stole her mother's expensive mask with proved to be quite rejuvenating! Real 24 Carat gold really does make an impact when applied to your face. It was said that the daughter spent more than 3 hours in the bathroom making moony faces in the mirror pretending to be the next contestant for America's next top model.

- It is said that our beloved Jael from JINTB is going bowling tomorrow. She looks positive despite her last bowling incident which involved the slipping in the aisle, throwing the bowling ball in the opposite direction, and the all to famous "this bowling ball is stuck!!!"
She is hopefull and is adament about beating her score of 47.
We at JITNB wish her luck!

Till the next edition

we bid you adieu.

Stay safe and Enjoy Television!