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What? Why this? I can't remember having put in something funny...

The bath crap, you remembered! This made me giggle like a schoolgirl

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

Many apologies to a certain canadian who will be getting a late present this year. postage was entrusted to a family member who has just informed me that they have not yet sent it, so, consider it a happy new year as well as a merry christmas. If you're lucky it may even be a happy birthday as well!.

Love always,

Santa xoxo

Wow, it wasn't late? The Japanese postmen are fast! I'm always late (as you can see by this post). I sent it after I got my package.

And those aren't natto beans, they're anko beans. Natto is nasty! I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But anko is delicious. Enjoy!

(Also, thank you very much for not sending me squid-on-a-stick)

Oh! Good idea for next year! That's something to impress your friends with!

Please contiune to vote AND post.

Many many apologies to a certain German. I checked my post box yesterday and got your parcel back - return to sender.

I shall post it again ASAP and youll get it soon.

Again so so so sorry.

If its been me who should receive that parcel and the location is Karlsruhe, this is probably the fault of one of the lazy postmen bringing out the post over here. I already had this idiotic behaviour about 2 months ago, because then I was at home, NOBODY rang, but when I went downstairs on noon, there was a notice in the mailbox telling me there was a parcel waiting for me at the next post station, he/she/it rang but noone was answering the door. Lazy assholes everywhere - he/she/it probably didnt want to step up to the 5th floor.

cu, w0lf

Fuck off the 30 seconds posting limit!

The funny thing is, I keep hearing stories of Germans who catch 'their' DHL guy getting out of the car without a packet, throwing an "unsuccessful delivery attempt" notification into the mailbox and running away as fast as they can when they hear somebody coming... supposedly they're both extremely unmotivated and so pressed for time that they couldn't deliver all of their packets even if they tried to.
Oh the joys of trying to make important parts of the public infrastructure profitable...

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