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Dec 25, 2006 18:12 # 43771

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J - Is the new Blurb! Vol II

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Note : a continuation from the last journal

A warm welcome to this week's edition to Jael Is the new Blurb! (she certainly is)

The temperatures have started to cool down and the Hong Kong's Winter Wonderland is in full throttle with red and green and white christmas ornaments everywhere you go.
Being the city of Lights Hong kong has done it yet again to show that you can never really be too thin or have too many lights hanging on your building.


With this I bring you to today's headlines.

Stacy's safe arrival and the newly enforced SST
Sneezing faces - a new trend?
Haircut gone bad
Prison Break - the best rated TV show

-Stacy's a mutual friend of Kael and Jael's was said to arrive in Hong Kong on the 18th of December at 3:30.
It was said that Steve and Jael were an hour late to pick her up because of SST.
A new abbreviation for - Steve's Standard Time
This has been discussed by the board and has been put forth for the common person to use after they realised that Steve could never be early due to possible gay or gel reasons.
In conclusion our clocks when judged according to SST will now be re - adjusted to 45 minutes after the allocated time.
Persons must remember that when using SST, they must provide Steve with the Original time of function and then procede to calculate the SST.

Stacy has been said to have a fabulous time in hong Kong seeing the Guiness Book World show "A symphony of lights" A tour at the peak tower and a whole day worth of shopping.

-Sneezing - odd but recently a new face of Fashion ?
Our little fashion trend setter Jael has been spotted with a peculiar face time and time again during these past few days?
It was later known that there was a Sneeze stuck in her nose.
Sources have said that she has developed a strong case of hay fever and has been sneezing over 100 times a day.
And like Mary-Kate and Ashley's Bag Lady Fashion trend, Jael's Sneezing face trend is now in a rage. People have been known to scrunch their noses up and look particularily dazed in photographs.

-According to sources Jael has been Highly infatuated by the TV Show Prison Break. A high paced Action/Adventure about a brother jailing himself to get his brother out.
It was rumoured that she finished 36 episodes within 3 days and now has to wait till 29th January till it starts up again.
This brings us to our next story.

-A haircut which was prison break inspired when very wrong this evening in the corner Apartment.
It has been said that Jael's brother Aaron was co-erced into shaving his whole head. Rumours say that he was told having a military cut was more in fashion than anything else.
Though sources have said that Jael just wanted to shave his hair off. All though the shaving went alright, the side trimmings didn't. Now Aaron has to live with a very scruffly shaved head for the next two or more weeks.
Amends can't even be made as the hair is too short and if cut any shorter he would be named Baldy.
He now walks around with a pink cap and Jael has stolen two of his regular ones and its either his scruffy hair or the pink baseball cap.

This has brought us to the end of this edition.

we hope you have enjoyed it.

Till next time stay safe and good night.

To people who think I'm nuts, I probably am :)


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