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Apr 24, 2007 02:08 # 44430

charlie *** posts about...

Stop Global Warming

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Stop Global Warming by only using one square of toilet paper! - Sheryl Crow

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Apr 24, 2007 06:44 # 44432

null *** throws in his two cents...

Re: Stop Global Warming

Now there's one celebrity I definitely would not want to do 69 with.

Consider yourself hugged.

This post was edited by null on Apr 24, 2007.

Apr 26, 2007 11:27 # 44438

null *** has all the information you need...

Re: Stop Global Warming

Well, according to her official homepage, the whole thing was a joke. I have to say, contrary to the original statement, this particular piece of information does make this world a slightly better place. :-)

Consider yourself hugged.

Apr 29, 2007 14:09 # 44454

Brainsaw * replies...

Re: Stop Global Warming

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Hehe, she probably only decided it was a "joke" after she realized how dumb it sounded and that everyone on the internet was laughing at her.

"I was erm, joking, yes, joking, one piece of toilet tissue, what a silly idea!"

*shifty eyes and single tear rolling down cheek*

FACE cheek. ;)

Apr 30, 2007 07:29 # 44455

null *** replies...

Re: Stop Global Warming

Heh, I guess we'll never know for sure. And frankly, who would want to :-)

Consider yourself hugged.

This post was edited by null on Apr 30, 2007.

May 09, 2007 21:08 # 44491

smashedmotif ** replies...

Re: Stop Global Warming

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Just the other night while eating a bowl of Vietnamese beef stew - with noodles -- I think I used more than five napkins.

If you anyone has tried Vietnamese cuisine, especially Pho (noodle soups with beef and tendon) -- placing extra uc (chili peppers), then they understand how it is next to use impossible to but more than one or two napkins. That is, I used many napkins for my nose rather than for my mouth.

When using many napkins eating Pho, I am not alone. Looking around the restuarant, I saw many other patrons each using many napkins. Most people were making a pile or two of wadded napkins at their table's side, where the table's edge exists. I even commented to my fiancee, as she was on her third napkin that, spicey food and hot food both make for the use of many napkins (I paraphrase my quote).

Waiters have it hard, too, where they have to deal with the napkin-waste; that of the napkins being of mucous more than soup juice. What a biohazard. Really.

I am not so sure about the napkin-sleeve, either. I think Crow has gone a bit overboard in her suggestion to ration toilet paper and making a claim as she did on toilet-paper use.

What was she thinking?

What comes around goes around.


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