Reading Funny Stuff

We could see

beards are cool. every villain has one!

Dancing pink badgers.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Wearing yellow thongs

*insert something profound/witty/humorous here*

Reeking of fish,

beards are cool. every villain has one!

Ask politely if

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

You can borrow...

*insert something profound/witty/humorous here*

Some soap and

beards are cool. every villain has one!

... Clean that stain...

Italy no longer accepts illegal immigrants. Mr. B sink their boats!!!!!!!

You are delighted...

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

...At how shiny...

*insert something profound/witty/humorous here*