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...Lady Di, the Queen of Hearts, lost her life in a horrible accident. Today the world shall cherish her memory and mourn her untimely death once again. She and her deeds will forever remain in our hearts and minds.

...Now playing Candle in the Wind...

(Oh by the way, Mother Theresa died too. Who was that again?)

Consider yourself hugged.

There was an interesting story in the radio. People were ask if they remember what they were doing the day Diana died. I do remember it as if it was yesterday. Do you?

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

I do remember it as if it was yesterday. Do you?

I think I was busy spreading the first Lady Di jokes. For example: What's the difference between Lady Di and a fly?

Consider yourself hugged.

What's the difference between Lady Di and a fly?

Oh please, tell me! I am anxious to know the difference!! :P

Un bacio è un'apostrofo rosa scritto tra le parole "ti amo".

Oh please, tell me! I am anxious to know the difference!

You honestly don't know this joke? Well, the answer is of course:

*tadaa*

The fly smashes into the window from the outside.

I hear you groaning, does that mean you want another one? Okay:

Have you heard, Lady Di was on the radio!
(And Dodi was all over the dashboard)

Consider yourself hugged.

Ha, ha.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Not to come in entirely too late on this, but did you know that Lady Di had dandruff?

They found her Head'n'Shoulders under the driver's seat. (dunno how well that'll transfer to other countries' respective cultures, but it's always been a humdinger over here in the states).

I'll believe in anything if you'll just believe in anything

dunno how well that'll transfer to other countries' respective cultures

Hahaha, I think it translates rather well :-D

Consider yourself hugged.

I was consoling my grandmother on her loss....
she was a big huge follower of royalty, and movie stars...

The Cranesbill--a surprising pick by Emmet.