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So! I hear tell from a little birdy that yesterday was your BIG day! Of course, the little bird's mouth was full of Swiss chocolate, and so therefore the message was a little garbled...but I did catch it all the same. So I would like to sing to you, but as I don't have long distance anymore, that is not possible.

So, here is what I propose to do: I've hired a 6'6" (198 cm) male stripper dressed as a rabbit to come to your door...no wait, that won't work, because, well for obvious reasons...

I wanted to buy you a brand-spanking-new beautiful black Jaguar as a thank you for all of your kindness over the years, and your and Orchid's wonderful friendship from afar, but I don't have the money...so that won't work.

I thought about actually finishing those scarves I promised so long ago, but for some reason they never look good enough, and so I start all over again.

I think I am afraid that anything I give could not compare with what a wonderful friend you have been to me over the years, and so I just sit speechless and mute. (long pause)

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But I shall attempt to sing over the airways from the across the pond in my best pretend voice: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR NULL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

There. Okay. Birthday cards in the mail to follow. And an envelope filled with happiness, so be judicious about who is within viewing distance upon opening...

My mind is made up...not like my bed, which is a mess.

This post was edited by rosyxxx on Oct 15, 2007.

Oooh, my very own S&M bunny, thankee, you rule!

"God is dead." - Nietzsche, 1882 "Nietzsche is dead." - God, 1900

Happy birthday! Yeah I know, way too late.
Just wanted to suggest not to fool around with this particular bunny, because you might end up with a temporal distortion... which is probably bad.

When your every move is monitored, you won't see me.

This post was edited by oKtosiTe on Oct 21, 2007.

Happy Birthday Null!

I don't have a great gift or even an eCard cause well, I just don't. Anyway, enjoy today.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Huh! ... well then - happy birthday to you, Bernie! ;)
Which rusty age did you reach by now?

cu, w0lf.

Fuck off the 30 seconds posting limit!

Thanks, thanks... and well, I'm... how can I say this... I'm 30 now.

"God is dead." - Nietzsche, 1882 "Nietzsche is dead." - God, 1900

Thanks, thanks... and well, I'm... how can I say this... I'm 30 now.

Aww well, 30 isn't that bad...I hope. :)

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

I sent you a few smses on the big day, and like I just said in my last one (which I pray you received), I don't know if you got them.

I couldn't get online very much in these past few days, so I am saying happy birthday even here, in case you didn't get them before. In this case they would be be-lated, but I hope you can forgive that :P I am still keeping my fingers crossed that vodafone didn't mess up again tho!

Un bacio è un'apostrofo rosa scritto tra le parole "ti amo".

Ahahaha, you're old~!

So i'm one step close to my month-long holiday in europe next year... I've convinced a friend to come with! Hoorah! So if you have couch/bed space you northern hemisphere peeps sing out, so i can plan you in! Im hoping to travel for about 4 weeks later in the year. I'm thinkin sometime in sept-nov. Anything exciting going on in those times i should plan around?

Come on... There's gotta be something exciting going down for 2-3 highly attractive single girls *wink wink* oh god i'm such a tool :S

Look at me! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!