Reading Funny Stuff

When I'm doing the stuff I need to do in order to keep my bank happy, I do so at a company that develops a system for information classification, i.e. software that, among other things, can extract the meaning from a text document and reduce it to a few descriptive keywords.

When you process the result pages of a Google search for "internet", this is what the system comes up with - red means "most similarity to the documents' core statement(s)":

Computers don't lie or make stuff up. Thus we can conclude with absolute certainty that the internet is based on scammers, gerbil pr0n and 4chan.
(But it's not like we didn't know that before...)

Consider yourself hugged.

This post was edited by null on Jul 23, 2007.

Computers don't lie or make stuff up. Thus we can conclude with absolute certainty that the internet is based on scammers, gerbil pr0n and 4chan.

This is true. But I think an even more simple conclusion from the red list is:

Internet: The Serious Business =D

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

I already thought that the answer would be pr0n :).

But it seems reality is much worse than that :/

"Life is a queue. You come in, hang around for a bit, get some service, then depart."

Gerbal porn...immagine gerbal porn..it makes me giggle thinking about it. I wonder what the dialogue would be like.
It might go something like this:
Chirp, sniff, chomp chirp.

As I have no idea what gerbals say durring porn I have to substute here.

And here's my translation to the above:

Hi. I'm a gerbal. wanna do it?
Sure. I'm a gerbal too. Are we done yet? :)

And so all the Barry White music would be played in fast forward or would be replaced with the squeeky voice from Alvin and the chipmunks.

Hard to be sexy when you're covered in fur and contemplating whether or not you should jump back in the hamster wheel for a little while.

;)

If the world should blow itself up,the last audible voice would be an expert saying it can't be done