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Friend of ours also bought a new computer last week - he had been the one with the slowest machine for years, and everyone was laughing at him when we had our LAN gambling parties. This is really annoying, because now everyone has to upgrade so he has the slowest box again.
'Yeah, That's what Jesus would do. Jesus would bomb Afghanistan. Yeah.' - snowlion
Yeah, I'm pissing off my friends, because their machines will suck compared to mine when it's finished, but then again, in 3 years it'll be like:
"You mean you don't have an 8 terahertz processor? That thing must be sluggish. I hate waiting more than 0.3ns for bootup."
"Yeah, my 2GB RAM stick just came in the mail."
"Linux Kernel 5.2.0 compilation takes forver on this goddamn machine."
"Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think."